If he says jump, she doesn't even ask "How high?" She goes out and buys a pogo stick.

There was a difference between people looking at you because they wanted to be like you, and people looking at you because your misfortune brought them one rung higher.

To me gay rights is the last civil right that we have not granted in America and I think it's an enormous embarrassment.

It was like trying to bail out an ocean of water with a teaspoon.

Talking out loud to fictional characters is just the tip of the iceberg.

A man should live his life a certain way not because of some divine authority, but because of a personal moral obligation to himself and others.

If you have a sister and she dies, do you stop saying you have one? Or are you always a sister, even when the other half of the equation is gone?