I used to believe everything my brother told me, because he was older and I figured he knew more about the world. But as it turns out, being a grown-up doesn’t mean you’re fearless. It just means you fear different things.

Reason number 106 why dogs are smarter than humans: once you leave the litter, you server contact with your mothers.

What being home-schooled has taught me, more than anything, is what a waste of a life high school is.

Maybe if God gives you a handicap, he makes sure you've got a few extra doses of humor to take the edge off.

Hope and reality lie in inverse proportions, inside the walls of a hospital... Doubt is like dye. Once is spreads into the fabric of excuses you've woven, you'll never get rid of the stain.

Tutoring a four year old to get into an exclusive preschool made as much sense as hiring a swim coach for a guppy.

It was the first time she'd discovered something she really didn't want to find, and she didn't know what to do once she'd found it.