Have a smile for breakfast, you'll be shitting joy by lunch.

You should laugh every moment you live, for you'll find it decidedly difficult afterwards.

Things aren't what they used to be' is the rallying cry of small minds. When men say things used to be better, they invariably mean they were better for them, because they were young, and had all their hopes intact. The world is bound to look a darker place as you slide into the grave.

But you can't truly hate a man without loving him first, and there's always a trace of that love left over.

Have a smile for breakfast, you'll be shitting joy by lunch.

Sometimes when I'm really enjoying a book, I'll read a sentence or paragraph and just think - how can someone's head be wired in such a way that they'd come up with that?

Once you've got a task to do, it's better to do it than live with the fear of it.