Have a smile for breakfast, you'll be shitting joy by lunch.

Fools boast of what they will do. Heroes do it.

Proof is boring. Proof is tiresome. Proof is an irrelevance. People would far rather be handed an easy lie than search for a difficult truth, especially if it suits their own purposes.

It's hard to be done a favor by a man you hate. It's hard to hate him so much afterwards. Losing an enemy can be worse than losing a friend, if you've had him for long enough.

You should laugh every moment you live, for you'll find it decidedly difficult afterwards.

A friendship between a man and a woman was what you called it when one had been pursuing the other for a long time and never gotten anywhere.

Chose? If you believe that I chose any part of the pitiful shadow of a life you see before you, you are very much mistaken. I chose glory and success. The box did not contain what was written on the lid.