Chose? If you believe that I chose any part of the pitiful shadow of a life you see before you, you are very much mistaken. I chose glory and success. The box did not contain what was written on the lid.

But you can't truly hate a man without loving him first, and there's always a trace of that love left over.

It's hard to be done a favor by a man you hate. It's hard to hate him so much afterwards. Losing an enemy can be worse than losing a friend, if you've had him for long enough.

Proof is boring. Proof is tiresome. Proof is an irrelevance. People would far rather be handed an easy lie than search for a difficult truth, especially if it suits their own purposes.

I span the entire geek spectrum.

You should laugh every moment you live, for you'll find it decidedly difficult afterwards.

A whole new thing. A forging of the humble parts of bread and cheese into a greater whole. I call it...a cheese-trap.