You're looking at a middle-class guy. I am who I am.

For 70 years there's been a consensus among scholars and the American people on a reading to the Constitution that protects the right of privacy, the autonomy of individuals, while at the same time empowering the federal government to protect the less powerful.

The spread of nuclear weapons is the greatest threat facing the country-and I would argue facing humanity.

I'm joking, I'm joking. Best decision I ever made.

You want to know whether we're better off? I've got a little bumper sticker for you: Osama bin Laden is dead and General Motors is alive. Osama bin Laden is dead and General Motors is alive! Osama bin Laden is dead and General Motors is alive!

A man I'm proud to call my friend. A man who will be the next President of the United States — Barack America!

The next person that tells me I'm not religious, I'm going to shove my rosary beads up their ass.