Don't 'write what you know.' Make up something new!

Writer's block? Don't worry about it. Either it goes away or you die.

Relativity propped it up, at least gave it the illusion of being there…the way all reality becomes illusory and observer-oriented when you study general relativity. Or Buddhism. Or get drafted.

Doctors don’t seem to realize that most of us are perfectly content not having to visualize ourselves as animated bags of skin filled with obscene glop.

A good sign that an army has been around too long is that it starts getting top-heavy with officers.

All experience is memory, and so everything you write about is from memory-unless you're writing about typing.

The 1143-year-long war hand begun on false pretenses and only because the two races were unable to communicate. Once they could talk, the first question was 'Why did you start this thing?' and the answer was 'Me?