A good sign that an army has been around too long is that it starts getting top-heavy with officers.

All experience is memory, and so everything you write about is from memory-unless you're writing about typing.

Don't 'write what you know.' Make up something new!

Bad books on writing tell you to "WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW", a solemn and totally false adage that is the reason there exist so many mediocre novels about English professors contemplating adultery.

A good sign that an army has been around too long is that it starts getting top-heavy with officers.

[Spielberg and I] had a disagreement over what God was....He thought God was Stephen Spielberg, but that thought had never occurred to me.

Doctors don’t seem to realize that most of us are perfectly content not having to visualize ourselves as animated bags of skin filled with obscene glop.