Don't ever have children, Tyler, unless you're ready to be afraid everyday for the rest of your life.

I didn't know the inner me was hungry," I said to Art. "That's because it already starved to death.

You can't let facts get in the way of the truth.

Pick a sin we can both live with, is what I ask.

I hope if there is another world, we will not be judged too harshly for the things we did wrong here—that we will at least be forgiven for the mistakes we made out of love.

You'll have pie in the sky when you die.

And he paddled away in his douche canoe.