Taking a thing apart is always faster than putting something together. This is true of everything except marriage.

There's only room for one hero in this story-and everyone knows the devil doesn't get to be the good guy.

If the workers took a notion they could stop all speeding trains; every ship upon the ocean they can tie with mighty chains.

You can't let facts get in the way of the truth.

The language of sin was universal, the original Esperanto.

I guess Satan was the first superhero [...] In his first adventure, he took the form of a snake to free two prisoners being held naked in a Third World jungle prison by an all-powerful megalomaniac. At the same time, he broadened their diet and introduced them to their own sexuality.

She just knew that even when you had nothing, you still had love.