I hope if there is another world, we will not be judged too harshly for the things we did wrong here—that we will at least be forgiven for the mistakes we made out of love.

There's only room for one hero in this story-and everyone knows the devil doesn't get to be the good guy.

Aren't you going to tell me I'm not so bad? she asked. Mmm-no. I was thinking how every man loves a hot girl with a history of making mistakes. Because it's always possible she'll make one with you.

Some things you didn't give away, no matter how much you owed.

Were talking about an attitude. Delayed gratification is there, planning, be able to give up something now to get something later.

And he paddled away in his douche canoe.

I mean, when the world comes for your children, with the knives out, it's your job to stand in the way.