What's funny is that male strippers don't wear thongs anymore. They wear flat backs.

Sometimes people say things they don't mean, and you just have to let it go.

I went to a school that's predominantly computer science and engineering. So, there's a real shortage of hot girls, let's say.

Acting was my first love.

I actually met Carrie Fisher a couple of years ago. When I told her that she was my first crush, she insisted that we get married and have a reality show about it. I'm lucky to have made it out of that weekend without getting married.

What's funny is that male strippers don't wear thongs anymore. They wear flat backs.

American comedies especially are all about these men being browbeaten by their wives and it's impossible for me to watch.