I have to take off my hat to Matt, he's trying crazy hard to get this fire started.
Sandals are made out of rubber, and when lit on fire burn black.
The fools that came in here brought their beach gear to a cave...go figure.
If you ever heard that old saying, where there's smoke there's fire; well that's a load of bull.
You've always got to have a plan B. You've got to be able to shift gears and find a new course of action.
The moon just crapped the bed.