Joe Teti Quotes

What do you say to a guy that says a tree's sexy.

It's mistakes that get you killed

I ran across a rattlesnake once in New Mexico, you know what I did with it, chopped its head off and we ate it.

In any survival situation, you need to weigh the risk and the reward.

This is like being in the super bowl. It's first down, you're on the one yard line, You either make a touchdown or you're hosed.

I don't know about you, but rattlesnake sounds pretty damn good right now.

My whole philosophy in survival is to take down brush as soon as you get in a situation.

The decided to go exploring, be Indiana Jones they don't have a light they don't have a map you're a screwed with a capital S.

The moon just crapped the bed.

Everyone knows the rules of three's, you can survive three weeks without food, but not in this environment.

One thing you can never underestimate is the power of water.

It's darker than a well diggers ass.

If you choose to get off the beaten path here, you'll find yourself in a situation where everything looks the same.

I club the thing over the head and that's the end of it.

Yet again, Matt pulled another rabbit out of his hat and got a fire for us.

Dude that was bad ass.

If I gave this guy more time, there would be a swimming pool and rattan furniture.

Getting lost in a place like this you can almost guarantee that you aren't going to make it out here.

You've always got to have a plan B. You've got to be able to shift gears and find a new course of action.

I'm gonna see how this works out, but I think it's a bad idea.

Looking good Matt, you look like a money.

Putting us in risk is just plain stupid.

I have to take off my hat to Matt, he's trying crazy hard to get this fire started.

Mother Nature is a relentless ruthless killer. She don't give a damn if you get home to your family.

In any high stress situation you are going to default to your level of training...period.

We can navigate by looking at ant mounds.

Right now, in my mind, this is nothing but grip strength and focus.

One long step there and you're gonna die.

I'm not much of a beer drinker, you know what I drink? Peach wine coolers.

Apparently Matts been busier than a centipede at a toe counting contest.

It's alright if you lose a few battles, but as long as you win the war, that's all that matters.

The terrain is thinner, the vegetation is greener, that's a good sign we're getting close to the coast.

I'm very confident that if I get close to one of these pigs, i could put the smack down on it.

You may only get one chance at something...and that requires confidence in your ability.

I'm a combat diver, I've never done something like this.

Let's go Matt; we aren't strolling through Central Park here.

That's a huge part foul man; that's just not cool.

Survival protocol says follow water out, and that's exactly what we're going to do.

My motto is to keep it simple stupid, work smart not hard.

Where I come from, the attitude to have is to not quit.

If you ever heard that old saying, where there's smoke there's fire; well that's a load of bull.

Surviving a tough situation means staying in the fight and maintaining a warrior's mindset.

Usually guys with your skill set like to eat bugs; I don't get that dude.

You have got to control your fear, get in control of your emotions.

All this is, is a nine hundred dollar hammer.

What you don't want to do is dig around here like a groundhog on crack.

You know this is a dicey situation anyway you look at it.

Most of my hunting experiences has been in tree stands. I've never called deer.