You know this is a dicey situation anyway you look at it.

It's darker than a well diggers ass.

The fools that came in here brought their beach gear to a cave...go figure.

I'm normally not at a loss of words but I am a little taken aback by what you're wearing; it's a little different.

I don't know about you, but rattlesnake sounds pretty damn good right now.

I like the way you hustle man.

Where I come from, the attitude to have is to not quit.