If I gave this guy more time, there would be a swimming pool and rattan furniture.

You've got to think outside the box. If you can't, that's going to put you behind the power curve in a big way.

I'm normally not at a loss of words but I am a little taken aback by what you're wearing; it's a little different.

What I envisioned to see was a group of guys drinking beer.

Sandals are made out of rubber, and when lit on fire burn black.

This suntan lotion acts as an accelerator and an extender, meaning that this fire will burn brighter and longer.

Looking good Matt, you look like a money.