Five-hundred years ago people were saying in manuscripts, "Can you believe these kids today?" They were saying that same phrase everyone says now. No one can believe the youth and what they're doing and how culture is going and how it might fall apart.

Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while you're the same actor.

I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy.

I used humor as survival, as a weapon and as comfort.

It's pretty difficult to promote something the week after Christmas and the week before New Year's.

My intention with The Soup was to hopefully follow in the footsteps of past hosts, like Greg Kinnear. The pedigree of that show was really good and if it could just get me into some of those audition rooms I've always wanted to get into that I could not get into, then I would be very happy.

Yes, believe me I am black and blue. Plus I just finished a Seth MacFarlane movie called Ted and I can't believe the cast I got to work with there [Mila Kunis, Mark Wahlberg]. I feel like I am winning some kind of contest to trick people into working with me.