Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That's the big secret.

Our mantra is that 90 percent of all television is bad, and ten percent has never been better. We make fun of that 90 percent.

If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams.

I would like eternal life. I would like to have the power to choose who lives and dies.

Bill O'Reilly, Megyn Kelly and Sean Hannity are the Mount Rushmore of keeping old people angry.

It really is great. Especially having people who we make fun every week come on and poke fun at themselves is really cool, I love that. No reality star has been mad at me yet for making fun of them. I'm sure that one day soon though, someone is going to take a swing at me.

One of my favorite things being on movies is that when you're working, it's the best thing that's ever happened, and then in the downtime, you socialize and go to dinner.