I wanted to play football and see how that went. In my mind, I knew I wasn't good enough to be a pro, but I was having a really fun time doing it. When you're on a college team, you can tell who's going to be a pro or not almost instantly.

I have always survived with comedy, in that I grew up very dyslexic and did not get good grades. I always thought I was dumb, and there are many people out there that would agree

Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That's the big secret.

I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy.

It's pretty difficult to promote something the week after Christmas and the week before New Year's.

I love the challenge of an entire year has gone by and how has that affected the character you're playing.

People have always said since TV was invented what a cultural wasteland it is but I think it is the worst and the best. It is the golden age of television.