Hours is an understatement. I honestly don't know how the director and editor decide each week what actually makes it on the air. There's of course director and cast commentary on each episode on the DVD. We had a blast recording that.

I knew I wanted to be an actor. I just kept saying, "Until somebody tells me to stop, until I have to go get a real job, and until I'm practically homeless, I'm not gonna get one."

I love performing, and it allows me to be very discerning about what I choose next, thank god.

My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of having fame.

I don't really know. I think the first test is when you're very little and you fart, and you laugh at it and so do your friends and family. I knew before I was funny I was very annoying so I have that covered. I think it was because I was not very good in school I used humor as a defense mechanism. When I started doing plays and stuff at school I decided that I was going to keep doing it until someone tells me to stop and get a real job.

I think we are as screwed as a culture as we are saved as a culture.

If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams.