The average person is still under the aberrant delusion that food should be somebody else's responsibility until I'm ready to eat it.

The average person is still under the aberrant delusion that food should be somebody else's responsibility until I'm ready to eat it.

Everything I want to do is Illegal.

We should be rolling in the dirt, gardening, wrestling with some brambles and skinning animals for supper. These are important immune system builders.

I don't want to sound too mystical or weird but it's important to know what garlic smells like when it's cooking, or what eggs look like when they're cracked out of a shell.

I saw a news report recently that measured average video game use by American men between the ages of twenty-five and thirty-five: twenty hours per week. Do you mean the flower of America's masculinity can't think of anything more important to do with twenty hours a week than sit in front of a video screen? Folks, this ain't normal. Can't we unplug already?

If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing poorly first.