I am writing to apply for the position of bookkeeper. Attached, you will find my list of qualifications. I have been keeping books for four years now, and I am never going to give them back.

Being in love is totally punk rock.

Listening to music that I hate calms me down.

Memories are like everything else. They're a trap.

When I played doctor I played to win.

Kissing girls is easy, like breaking windows.

I'd rather die terrified than live forever.