I am writing to apply for the position of bookkeeper. Attached, you will find my list of qualifications. I have been keeping books for four years now, and I am never going to give them back.

I have a form of ESP that allows me to consistently pick losing lottery numbers, and generally make poor life choices.

Judge if you want, we are all going to die. I intend to deserve it.

Being in love is totally punk rock.

I live to feel her fingers move inside of me like this. The bus makes another stop. A fat man climbs aboard, hauling himself up the stairs. I would kill him for one more moment with her fingers inside me. I don’t have to. She gives me my moment for free. He lives because of her generosity. We all live because of her generosity.

Art isn't just paint and music, art is breaking glass and the sounds we make without realizing.

If we couldn't carry our dead inside us, we would be empty.