I have a form of ESP that allows me to consistently pick losing lottery numbers, and generally make poor life choices.

I never wanted anything to happen to my parents, but a hero needs an origin story.

I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.

Satellite images, maps and blueprints of the whole world, of every city. We could look it up and know what's there in someone else's words. Or we could get wicked drunk and just go.

There's a romance to danger. There's a romance to drinking, to drugs, to petty crime and to heartbreak and loneliness. All of those things can be used to make the story of our lives better.

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. I am gonna drink it through this crazy straw.

Alzheimer's disease is death before death, and I'm terrified of it.