Romance is all about making a story out of our love.

If at first you don't succeed...run.

And when our sun explodes and we are all destroyed, we'll be rocks and chunks of I am not sure what, and maybe we'll rain down on somewhere else.

I am writing to apply for the position of bookkeeper. Attached, you will find my list of qualifications. I have been keeping books for four years now, and I am never going to give them back.

Depression is like slashing at ghosts. Of course it's tempting to finally cut something real.

There are plenty of fish in the sea, if I run out of women.

Happiness is not a house where you can live. (But it is a house you can build.)