Kissing girls is easy, like breaking windows.

I've always known I'd be a bank robber. So judge all you want, ladies and gentlemen. Because you never did become an astronaut.

When the end comes, I hope it’s as strange as that. I hope that the sky tears open and the world is washed with colors that we’ve never seen before.

You are never so low that you deserve to be lower.

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. I am gonna drink it through this crazy straw.

There's a romance to danger. There's a romance to drinking, to drugs, to petty crime and to heartbreak and loneliness. All of those things can be used to make the story of our lives better.

If at first you don't succeed...run.