It's not like you can wake up and realize, 'Oh, I want intimacy,' and then it happens that day.

My relationship with my father is pretty non-existent.

No one was jumping up and saying, 'Yeah, let me give you money.' I had never held a camera in my hand - a home video camera, nothing. I had not directed.

I want to feel passion, I want to feel pain. I want to weep at the sound of your name. Come make me laugh, come make me cry... just make me feel alive.

My life isn't that dramatic. My dad really loves me, he just can't talk on the phone. He's too crippled and shy, and that's almost harder. He's there and he loves me, and I try and try and try, it's just impossible to have a relationship.

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

The toughest thing about homework is getting mom and pop to agree on the same answer.