The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money.

A teacher is a person who used to think he liked children.

I like decorative, functional things that I feel comfortable in.

'Chasing Amy' was an amazing role, but then after that, I went and did 'Big Daddy' and you're the girlfriend or you're the best friend. I wasn't getting the Nicole Kidman roles.

No one was jumping up and saying, 'Yeah, let me give you money.' I had never held a camera in my hand - a home video camera, nothing. I had not directed.

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors.