Any journalist worth his or her salt wouldn't trust me.
I created hoaxes. I confronted and challenged the majority opinion. I attacked, humiliated, and criticized the voice of the corporate mainstream media.
The media's job is to question a premise.
What do we believe? Why do we believe it?
When I create a false reality, I always try to create a plausible structure to help convince people.
If I'm successful in fooling a wire service, I don't really have to do anything else to promote the story.