We function in a pack mentality. This is our tribe. And this is how we are exploited - sold a bill of goods and a household of products.

If I'm successful in fooling a wire service, I don't really have to do anything else to promote the story.

Most important to any fake story is a plausible, realistic edge with a satirical twist that is topical.

It is the fool who thinks he cannot be fooled.

The media's job is to question a premise.

I've always been a fine artist.

But I learned first-hand how the news media operates by watching how they interpreted, changed, and misrepresented my intentions.