If I'm successful in fooling a wire service, I don't really have to do anything else to promote the story.

My challenge as a satirical artist is how to present ideas to people to enable them to question and reexamine their beliefs. My hope is, that my work provokes people to look at things in a new way.

Most reporters who come to me get their stories directly from press releases. Very few do what one would consider to be their professional duty.

Any journalist worth his or her salt wouldn't trust me.

It is the fool who thinks he cannot be fooled.

Most important to any fake story is a plausible, realistic edge with a satirical twist that is topical.

We function in a pack mentality. This is our tribe. And this is how we are exploited - sold a bill of goods and a household of products.