There is something inhuman and vaguely pornographic about statistics... Pornography, on the other hand, with its loosely bound sequences of storyless sexual couplings often has the feel of a statistical survey.
John Allen PaulosThe Internet is the world's largest library. It's just that all the books are on the floor.
John Allen PaulosIn the stock market... You can be right for the wrong reasons or wrong for the right reasons.
John Allen PaulosThe only bit of logic-based public bathroom humor I know is: the difference between men and women is that between the statement [P and not Q] and the statement [Q and not P].
John Allen Paulos