I think, therefore I laugh.

Data, data everywhere, but not a thought to think.

The fashion pages have always baffled me. In my opinion, the articles appear to be full of gobbledygook as to make the astrology column seem factual by comparison.

The once-surprising existence of non-Euclidean models of Euclid's first four axioms can be seen as a sort of mathematical joke.

There is something inhuman and vaguely pornographic about statistics... Pornography, on the other hand, with its loosely bound sequences of storyless sexual couplings often has the feel of a statistical survey.

Mathematics is no more computation than typing is literature.

So many see themselves as aggrieved; so few see themselves as aggrievers.