I would like to lose some of the weight that I have put on since I stopped playing football.

I would like to lose some of the weight that I have put on since I stopped playing football.

There's a rule or something that if a girl can crack you up, you have to do what she says.

Useless people are not improved by giving them the impression that they are useful.

If Glenn Hoddle had been any other nationality, he would have had 70 or 80 caps for England.

... once you were in, they put a note in your file that said you were in therapy, and all your teachers saw that file. They might as well have tattooed CRAZY on your forehead. The next year every teacher would be watching you for the first weird thing you did—and has there ever been a kid who never does anything an adult considers weird?

You know, when someone hurts my feelings, somehow it does not comfort me to know that it was deliberate... On the other hand, knowing that someone else thinks they are assholes helps a great deal." "I think that's some kind of rule for the universe.