An antique is anything old with class.

Oh, nice one, honey. Yes. Clever. That's becoming quite a familiar quotation in its own right, isn't it? Maybe I should just add it to the next edition. 'Mother was right.' Author: Mrs. Bartlett, world-renowned nag. Year: 1859. Attribution: A short play entitled Every Goddamn Weekend!

To resist him that is set in authority is evil

You have the right to be offended or not to be offended.

Reservation should be under 'Bartlett.' Right, that's two T's. Yes. 'Bart-let-et.'

Being offended is a choice. I believe that. You don't have - you don't hear a word and you have to be offended.

An antique is anything old with class.