Some comedians love their characters. I don't fall in love with mine. In fact, I get tired of them very fast. You have to be willing to throw it all away.

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

We’re on a mission from God.

Christ. Seven years of college down the drain.

Work is no longer challenging.

It's all false pressure; you put the heat on yourself, you get it from the networks and record companies and movie studios. You put more pressure on yourself to make everything that much harder.

Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!