Some comedians love their characters. I don't fall in love with mine. In fact, I get tired of them very fast. You have to be willing to throw it all away.

I may be gone, but Rock and Roll lives on.

We don't need no stinking badges!

Work is no longer challenging.

We’re on a mission from God.

I owe it all to little chocolate donuts.

Grab a brew... don't cost nothin'.