Some comedians love their characters. I don't fall in love with mine. In fact, I get tired of them very fast. You have to be willing to throw it all away.

We don't need no stinking badges!

I give so much pleasure to so many people. Why can I not get some pleasure for myself?

Christ. Seven years of college down the drain.

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

Work is no longer challenging.

Back in Chicago, all we cared about was rock 'n' roll and staying out of the army.