The megaselling books by celebrities are not so much books as products.

Rule number one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.

By morning she was dead. She had not died of starvation or committed suicide by any conventional means. She had simply willed herself to die, and being a strong-willed woman, she had succeeded. She had missed dying on her birthday by two days.

If you go to Atlanta, the first question people ask you is, "What's your business?" In Macon they ask, "Where do you go to church?" In Augusta they ask your grandmother's maiden name. But in Savannah the first question people ask you is "What would you like to drink?"

The megaselling books by celebrities are not so much books as products.

Two tears in a bucket. Motherfuck it.

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