I am moonlighting for the Buddha.
There are plenty of brilliant people who are too stressed out to read challenging literary novels.
The world other than as advertised can be an amazing place.
The function of the West is to turn bodies and minds into products. It cannot understand that the rest of the world holds this to be an obscenity, a corruption of our nirvanic nature.
I don't want enlightenment, I want him. Sorry Buddha, I loved him more than you.
Don't ask me when I first mastered the obvious.