My life is being ruined by the internet!

Well John Cena's like a pinwheel, so you can go ahead and blow me.

There's no way I can tag team with Randy Orton; he just wears too much baby oil!

What I want to do is, I want to put together a nice list of those guys who I really did admire when I was growing up, listening to names like Lord Finesse.

A lot of the artists that are coming out right now are sticking to the formula of guns, drugs, money, all that other stuff. I'm not from the 'hood, I've never been arrested, I never shot anybody, I never sold drugs.

Heath Slater, or the chick from Wendy's

Vicke is so fat that she wakes up in sections.