Just received western union tellagram via carrier pigieon from mexican cousin Juan, Apparently he just got hired by wwe...And would like me to watch his first match tonight in salisbury md, I'll be there.
You smell like crap so I know you don't like soap.
Well John Cena's like a pinwheel, so you can go ahead and blow me.
15 steel chairs? That's insane. It was 23 steel chairs.
My life is being ruined by the internet!
When you think something is cool already, it's okay to put in an honest day's work.