It wasn't until after I received my education that I seriously looked at sports entertainment as a way to make a career for myself. And they've got to take it in stride. It's very much like acting or playing professional sports: One percent of one percent of the people who try out for it can actually say they make their living off of doing it.

Me Brock Lesnar. Here comes the pain. God built me strong. Forget to give me brain.

15 steel chairs? That's insane. It was 23 steel chairs.

This must be Monday Night RAW, we just got a Wendy's chant.

You learn to laugh at yourself and you also lean on comedy as a crutch to kind of take the edge off because comedians often are self-deprecating and they cross lines that they shouldn't. Stuff like that brings a smile to my face every once in a while when needed.

Lita on the other hand, she's rated NC-17, which means No Cold sores in 17 days.

You get my point now? Coz before I thought you missed it. I'ma viagra triple shot, you just a limp bizkit. WORD LIFE.