Vince McMahon owns me.

The last time the three of us were in the ring together, it was pretty awesome. Vickie, we had a sweet, sexy, passionate make-out session. Dolph you remember! You were there! You were cool with it.

Seriously, I grew up a fan of Hulk Hogan, and I think I bring some of his best values to the ring... the values of a superhero. Always do your best. Never give up... I think kids want to believe in that, and they should believe in that.

Vickie is so fat that her baby pictures were taken via satellite.

It's unrated, which means it's too confusing to possibly put a rating on.

I take pride in the fact that a lot of little kids dig what I do.

You smell like crap so I know you don't like soap.