Whether fighting or spitting, my discipline is unforgiving!

You're dressed up like the flag, somebody get him a pole! Oh, no, no, no, I know how you can get one. Go on a date, with Michael Cole.

Yes I have a belt. I wear big pants because my ass is huge. So I can't go to a store by off the rack a size that is appropriate for my waist because they don't fit my ass!

Fashion advice from the Tooth Fairy, that's great.

Trust me, ... I know where my heart is and my heart's right here. I'm going to keep doing everything because I love to do it, but I will never sacrifice my time between the ropes. That's no shot to anybody. Everybody's got different career paths. This is mine.

It's unrated, which means it's too confusing to possibly put a rating on.

When you think something is cool already, it's okay to put in an honest day's work.