Wrestling is a performance. Its entertainment, we [wrestlers] tell stories. We make our fans happy by telling stories but the long and short of it its pretty much the same thing as acting.

A lot of the artists that are coming out right now are sticking to the formula of guns, drugs, money, all that other stuff. I'm not from the 'hood, I've never been arrested, I never shot anybody, I never sold drugs.

I take pride in the fact that a lot of little kids dig what I do.

You can run I will chase you. You can hide I will find you. We're gonna fight and I'm gonna hurt you.

What, Sheamus? Oh no, I can see him...he's pretty pale......What? oh no, he's even whiter than that. He's like a jar of mayonaisse with eyeballs and a ketchup haircut.

And at points in the movie, John Cena is actually impervious to bullets!

Vicke is so fat that she wakes up in sections.