Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves that they have a better idea.

The day will happen whether or not you get up.

The success of the poem is determined not by how much the poet felt in writing it, but by how much the reader feels in reading it.

The classroom should be an entrance into the world, not an escape from it.

Love is the word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle-aged, and the mutual dependence of the old.

Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves that they have a better idea.

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.