Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves that they have a better idea.

Spontaneous is what you get after the seventeenth draft.

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone.

Boys are the cash of war.

The constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of himself.

Honesty: The ability to resist small temptations.

A man is what he does with his attention and mine is not for sale.