Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves that they have a better idea.

Intelligence recognizes what has happened. Genius recognizes what will happen.

Honesty: The ability to resist small temptations.

A university is a reading and discussion club. If students knew how to use the library, they wouldn't need the rest of the buildings. The faculty's job, in great part, is to teach students how to use a library in a living way. All a student should really need is access to the library and a place to sleep.

Let our love be like an arch- two weaknesses leaning together to form one strength.

Written by a sponge dipped in warm milk and sprinkled with sugar.

Boys are the cash of war. Whoever said: we're not free spenders- doesn't know our like.