Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves that they have a better idea.

Every parent is at some time the father of the unreturned prodigal, with nothing to do but keep his house open to hope.

A dollar saved is a quarter earned.

A savage is simply a human organism that has not received enough news from the human race.

Men marry what they need. I marry you.

Love is the word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle-aged, and the mutual dependence of the old.

Let our love be like an arch- two weaknesses leaning together to form one strength.