Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone.

Men marry what they need. I marry you.

A carbonated wine foisted upon Americans (who else would drink it?) by winery ad agencies as a way of getting rid of inferior champagne by mixing it with inferior burgundy.

Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves that they have a better idea.

Written by a sponge dipped in warm milk and sprinkled with sugar.

I'm smiled out, talked out, quipped out, socialized so far from any being, I need the weight of mortal silences to get realized back into myself.

Intelligence recognizes what has happened. Genius recognizes what will happen.