The public library is the most dangerous place in town

I'm smiled out, talked out, quipped out, socialized so far from any being, I need the weight of mortal silences to get realized back into myself.

The classroom should be an entrance into the world, not an escape from it.

A carbonated wine foisted upon Americans (who else would drink it?) by winery ad agencies as a way of getting rid of inferior champagne by mixing it with inferior burgundy.

Written by a sponge dipped in warm milk and sprinkled with sugar.

Boys are the cash of war. Whoever said: we're not free spenders- doesn't know our like.

Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves that they have a better idea.