Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves that they have a better idea.
The constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of himself.
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in the students.
You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
A man is what he does with his attention and mine is not for sale.
Boys are the cash of war. Whoever said: we're not free spenders- doesn't know our like.