I learned a lot of things about literature talking to people at the publishing company. Did you know that about 90 percent of celebrity autobiographies are ghostwritten?

I don't miss London much. I find it crowded, vast and difficult to get around. Cabs are incredibly expensive.

years ago we would have been burned for this. Now what I am suggesting is that we've advanced.

Laughter destroys any divisions between people.

Too many people confuse being serious with being solemn.

I don't want to have to start being unselfish again. The great thing about being on your own is you do what you damned well like.

Bureaucrats shouldn't be in charge of comedy.