What is absurd is not the teachings of the founders of religion, it's what followers subsequently make of it.
John CleeseMy compulsion to always be working has become less strong and my current business is purely down to this enormous alimony. If I wasn't doing this I'd be making documentaries about wildlife and other subjects that interest me.
John CleeseEngland is a fairly envious little country and it's embodied in the press. They don't like anyone being more distinguished than they are.
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