If you're going to get into social criticism with absurdity and satire, you can't be politically correct when you do that.

If you help manufacture an enemy that's really evil, you can point to the fact that it's really evil, and say, "Hey, it's really evil."

No, actors go out with actresses as a form of self-flagellation.

It's like those high-school yearbook photos that everyone would rather not see: Oh my God, look at that mullet hair. I have those photos too, but for me, they're, like, entire movies. And they show them on cable.

I was raised Irish Catholic, but I don't consider myself Irish Catholic: I consider myself me, an American.

Justice always has context.

Not only is America a country where torture is now policy. It's now outsourced. It's given to companies at a cost-plus basis. It's a triple whammy of surreal, absolute madness.