All the choices we make in our life are pointless. There’s no escaping the inevitable.

In the future, there is no future.

I think any actor can probably identify with being a professional liar. You don't always look at yourself that way, but I know a lot of days I do.

Any time you stop looking at evil as a black and white thing, it's helpful. So the fact that there won't be any obligatory Islamic terrorist stereotypes in movies any more, that'd be helpful.

Death is a billion-dollar business. They can't even pass a law where it takes seven days to get a gun. Why don't you have to go through the same kind of screening you do to get a driver's license? It's totally insane.

All my romantic stories are a scrambled version of that first one.

I've seen the people who talk about their love lives in print invariably have doomed relationships with the person they're talking about.